I read this headline this morning and almost fell out of my chair. This happened in Eastern Washington and I can't even being to fathom how ridiculous (and also horrible) this is... So, I am just going to give you the story direct from KOMO News.
"CLARKSTON, Wash. - A 62-year-old man was taken to St. Joseph's Regional Medical Center after he was found in the middle of a road in Clarkston with his genitalia severed Tuesday morning.
Around 4:20 a.m. the Asotin County Sheriff's Office and Clarkston City Police Department responded to a report of a naked man lying in the road on the 1400 block of 5th Street. When they found the man he was lying in the road with his genitalia severed.
The man was transported to St. Joseph's Regional Medical Center; police officers were able to recover the man's genitalia for possible reattachment. It's not known how his genitalia was severed or why he was lying naked in the middle of the road.
His current condition is not known." - VIA KOMO NEWS.
The Asotin County Sheriff's Office is investigating the incident. The Sheriff's Office believes the incident was not an accident but there is no threat or danger to the community."
...I have so many questions.
Seriously, talk about an incident on the road. We don't know the condition of the man, but we hope he got his junk back and that he is OK. We hear often about bizarre things in the road (this year we've had spills of apples, drywall, fish, granite counter tops, paint, and animal body parts), but this one takes the cake in "weird things to find in the road."
We hope he's OK!